These are famous sayings in college please read it and i assure you that you'll remember all those college memories please comment it whatever is buzzing in your mind please write it in comments.....
1. On being Late:
“Kab shuru hui class?”
“Attendance ho gayi kya??”
“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”
“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kya
padaya tha isne”
“Ek page de na………. abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhunga…….”
” koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”
“wo bhi iss class ke liye ”
2. During the lecture:
“Yesss!!!! Sirrr…….The answer is
……..huuuummmmm……..aaaaaaaa………….”
“No sir…..I know the answer …….sir….”
“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”
“Abe lecture ko maar goli….. Kareena kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”
“Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh”
“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya…….gadha…….”
“Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..”
“Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!”
3. Lab:
“Expt. 2 likha??”
“last time tu aaya the kya?”"
“Karna kya hai??”
“Yeh bhai…..merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata……..”
“Areee tu to bura maan gaya …….chal dikha na…..bhau kyo kata
hai….”
4. Sessionals Test:
“sessionals test???? ……Aree yaar…… ”
“Kya…….. abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga….”
“Oye Sushil kaha hai……uska roll number mere pehle hai…….wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail….”
After test……
“yaar pada tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen
chalega…” SAHI !!
5. For attendance
“I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya ”
“Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega……..”
“Bola tha proxy regularly maar…….. Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua…..”
6. Late submission of assignments:
” Maine us ko bola tha ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena”
“Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya……..”
“They should allow XEROX………sala system hi kharab hai ”
7 . After exam:
“Yeh bhi syllabus mein tha kya? Shitt…”
“kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya”
“1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0…….3rd mein 2…….
Gaya ……….fail pakka…….”
“Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena……..wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
kar……”
8 . VIVA (b4 exam):
“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga”
“Aeee…….Rohan…..terese kya kya poocha….mood kaisa hai..”
“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya…….”
“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai”
9 . Submission:
“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”
“kaat kaat ke likh le…kaun padhta hai”
“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”
“Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki…….”
“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”
10 .Copying Assignments:
“Ye tune kya likha hai????”
(The best one)
“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal”
“Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??”
” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar.”
“Koi hint……..”
“Are baba ghaseet de……..na tu samjega na wo……..”
11. Exam:
“Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai
woh NAHI aata hai” ..VERY VERY TRUE !!
“ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar….to ab kya poochenge”
“ye last time hi poochha thaa……is baar nahi aana chahiye”
“tere paas is ke notes hai??”
“Neend aa rahi mujhe to…thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka”
“woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)”
“nahi samjha to rat le” - PERFECT ONE
“Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai……..”
“Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya……….”
I AGREE !! !!
Sunday, May 10, 2009
mohhabatein in coding
Ek Trainee tha anjana sa..........
coding karne se woh darta tha........
Copy paste karke, idhar udhar se..............
pooch ke coding kiya karta tha..............
Chori chori........ chupke chupke..........
discussions mein soya karta tha...
Jab delivery honi hoti thi
raat raat bhar jagta tha...
Kuch aata nahi tha usko............
jaane kaise deliver karta tha..............
Jab bhi milta tha kisi doosre developer se,
unse poocha karta tha...
Coding kaisee hotee hai,..................
yeh coding kaisi hoti hai ..............?
Aur voh developers
bas yahee kah paate the.....
"Ankhe khuli ho ya ho band
deedar code ka hota hai...
kaise kahoo mai o yaraa yeh code
kaise hota hai.....
tururururururururu ru ru ru ru ru...."
"Kya hai yeh jadoo hai koyi code jo chal jata hai,
fix karke bugs hazaro deliver ho jata hai..."
"Door kahi onsite per hote hai yeh sare faisle,
kaun jane koyi bug kab kaise kaha mile,
jiske naseeb mein ho likha
acceptance useeka hota hai...
kaise kahoon mai o yara yeh code
kaise chalta hai...
tururururururururu ru.......................
coding karne se woh darta tha........
Copy paste karke, idhar udhar se..............
pooch ke coding kiya karta tha..............
Chori chori........ chupke chupke..........
discussions mein soya karta tha...
Jab delivery honi hoti thi
raat raat bhar jagta tha...
Kuch aata nahi tha usko............
jaane kaise deliver karta tha..............
Jab bhi milta tha kisi doosre developer se,
unse poocha karta tha...
Coding kaisee hotee hai,..................
yeh coding kaisi hoti hai ..............?
Aur voh developers
bas yahee kah paate the.....
"Ankhe khuli ho ya ho band
deedar code ka hota hai...
kaise kahoo mai o yaraa yeh code
kaise hota hai.....
tururururururururu ru ru ru ru ru...."
"Kya hai yeh jadoo hai koyi code jo chal jata hai,
fix karke bugs hazaro deliver ho jata hai..."
"Door kahi onsite per hote hai yeh sare faisle,
kaun jane koyi bug kab kaise kaha mile,
jiske naseeb mein ho likha
acceptance useeka hota hai...
kaise kahoon mai o yara yeh code
kaise chalta hai...
tururururururururu ru.......................
A Question...
whoever reads this poem plese answer it.....
When you feel totally lost,
and you lose self-confidence,
and you lose hope,
and you are tired of this life,
and everything seems to go against you,
and your best friend happens to be the one who is the cause of all your worries,
and you are helpless,
and it looks like death is the only solution to all your worries,
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What do you do?????????????????
When you feel totally lost,
and you lose self-confidence,
and you lose hope,
and you are tired of this life,
and everything seems to go against you,
and your best friend happens to be the one who is the cause of all your worries,
and you are helpless,
and it looks like death is the only solution to all your worries,
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What do you do?????????????????
The girl who can't propose
This poem i recieved this morning from one of my friend...
the sender says that this poem is written by one of the girl who's with me in college
she wrote this poem in her college days...
i dont know about that girl where she is now but I want to say
"Thanks dear"
chupke chupke khushi ka izhaar kar rahin huin mein .....
teri har ada se pyaar kar rahin huin mein,
yeh jankar bhi ki tum meri kismat mein nahin,
na jaane kyu tera intezaar kar rahin hu main!!!!!!!
the sender says that this poem is written by one of the girl who's with me in college
she wrote this poem in her college days...
i dont know about that girl where she is now but I want to say
"Thanks dear"
chupke chupke khushi ka izhaar kar rahin huin mein .....
teri har ada se pyaar kar rahin huin mein,
yeh jankar bhi ki tum meri kismat mein nahin,
na jaane kyu tera intezaar kar rahin hu main!!!!!!!
FRIENDS
A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace
And makes the whole world we live in
a better and happier place.
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace
And makes the whole world we live in
a better and happier place.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
college ki yaadein
Hey friends this poem is not written by me but this poem is written by one of my senior friend who is currently acting as a manager in a MNC but still he want to express his down the lane memories with my blog site....
Raah dekhi thi is din ki kabse,
Aage ke sapne saja rakhe the naajane kab se.
Bade utavle the yahaan se jaane ko ,
Zindagi ka agla padaav paane ko .
Par naa jane kyon …Dil mein aaj kuch aur aata hai,
Waqt ko rokne ka jee chahta hai.
Jin baton ko lekar rote the Aaj un par hansi aati hai ,
Na jaane kyon aaj un palon ki yaad bahut aati hai .
Kaha karte the …Badi mushkil se char saal seh gaya,
Par aaj kyon lagta hai ki kuch peeche reh gaya.
Na bhoolne wali kuch yaadein reh gayi,
Yaadien jo ab jeene ka sahara ban gayi.
Meri taang ab kaun kheencha karega ,
Sirf mera sir khane kaun mera peecha karega.
Jahaan 2000 ka hisaab nahin wahaan 2 rupay ke liye kaun ladega,
Kaun raat bhar saath jag kar padega ,
KAUN MERI gaadi mujse pooche bina lejayega ,
Kaun mere naye naye naam banayega.
Mein ab bina matlab kis se ladoonga,
Bina topic ke kisse faalto baat karoonga ,
Kaun fail hone par dilasa dilayega,
Kaun galti se number aane par gaaliyaan sunayega .
Tapri mein Chai kis ke saath piyoonga ,
Wo haseen pal ab kis ke saath jiyoonga,
Aise dost kahaan milenge Jo khai mein bhi dhakka de aayein,
Par fir tumhein bachane khud bhi kood jayein.
Mere gaano se pareshaan kaun hoga ,
Kabhi muje kisi ladki se baat karte dekh hairaan kaun hoga ,
Kaun kahega saale tere joke pe hansi nahin aai ,
Kaun peeche se bula ke kahega..aage dekh bhai .
Movies mein kiske saath dekhhonga,
Kis ke saath boring lectures jheloonga ,
Bina dare sachi rai dene ki himmat kaun karega.
Achanak bin matlab ke kisi ko bhi dekh kar paglon ki tarah hansna,
Na jaane ye fir kab hoga .
Doston ke liye professor se kab lad payenge ,
Kya hum ye fir kar payenge,
Raat ko 2 baje poha khane station kaun jayega ,
Tez gaadi chalane ki shart kaun lagayega .
Kaun muje mere kabiliyat par bharosa dilayega,
Aur jyada hawa mein udne par zameen pe layege ,
Meri khushi mein sach mein khush kaun hoga ,
Mere gam mein muj se jyada dukhi kaun hoga…
KEH DO DOSTON YE DOBAARA KAB HOGA
Raah dekhi thi is din ki kabse,
Aage ke sapne saja rakhe the naajane kab se.
Bade utavle the yahaan se jaane ko ,
Zindagi ka agla padaav paane ko .
Par naa jane kyon …Dil mein aaj kuch aur aata hai,
Waqt ko rokne ka jee chahta hai.
Jin baton ko lekar rote the Aaj un par hansi aati hai ,
Na jaane kyon aaj un palon ki yaad bahut aati hai .
Kaha karte the …Badi mushkil se char saal seh gaya,
Par aaj kyon lagta hai ki kuch peeche reh gaya.
Na bhoolne wali kuch yaadein reh gayi,
Yaadien jo ab jeene ka sahara ban gayi.
Meri taang ab kaun kheencha karega ,
Sirf mera sir khane kaun mera peecha karega.
Jahaan 2000 ka hisaab nahin wahaan 2 rupay ke liye kaun ladega,
Kaun raat bhar saath jag kar padega ,
KAUN MERI gaadi mujse pooche bina lejayega ,
Kaun mere naye naye naam banayega.
Mein ab bina matlab kis se ladoonga,
Bina topic ke kisse faalto baat karoonga ,
Kaun fail hone par dilasa dilayega,
Kaun galti se number aane par gaaliyaan sunayega .
Tapri mein Chai kis ke saath piyoonga ,
Wo haseen pal ab kis ke saath jiyoonga,
Aise dost kahaan milenge Jo khai mein bhi dhakka de aayein,
Par fir tumhein bachane khud bhi kood jayein.
Mere gaano se pareshaan kaun hoga ,
Kabhi muje kisi ladki se baat karte dekh hairaan kaun hoga ,
Kaun kahega saale tere joke pe hansi nahin aai ,
Kaun peeche se bula ke kahega..aage dekh bhai .
Movies mein kiske saath dekhhonga,
Kis ke saath boring lectures jheloonga ,
Bina dare sachi rai dene ki himmat kaun karega.
Achanak bin matlab ke kisi ko bhi dekh kar paglon ki tarah hansna,
Na jaane ye fir kab hoga .
Doston ke liye professor se kab lad payenge ,
Kya hum ye fir kar payenge,
Raat ko 2 baje poha khane station kaun jayega ,
Tez gaadi chalane ki shart kaun lagayega .
Kaun muje mere kabiliyat par bharosa dilayega,
Aur jyada hawa mein udne par zameen pe layege ,
Meri khushi mein sach mein khush kaun hoga ,
Mere gam mein muj se jyada dukhi kaun hoga…
KEH DO DOSTON YE DOBAARA KAB HOGA
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Farewell
Friends,
Now we all are in the stage of telling “Good Bye” to our colleges. We all will remember each and every good or bad memory of our college days. So, here is to the college days!!!
“THE COLLEGE DAYS”
Just as I was about to retire,
Just as I was to extinguish the fire,
A thought flashed into my mind,
That I was to leave college days behind.
Those were the days of fun and frolic,
Those were the days of gifts and gossip,
Those were the days of bunking the classes,
Those were the days of “cheering” with tea glasses.
Days of bowing down before seniors in first year,
Days of fearing EDC and EMM the next year,
Days of running behind Profs for internals in third year,
Days of preparing for MBA and Campus the last year.
Now, these days will never come by,
Now, we’ll never do “Assignment ki Chapayee”,
Now, in the canteen, we’ll never have samosa and slice,
Now, in the gathering, we’ll never dance to the rhythm of beats.
No “hyaaa…t” screaming in the class,
No aero plane flying towards the dais,
No linking of girl’s name with that of a boy,
No fresher parties full of “masti” and joy.
But these days have taught us to take pride,
And also to take success and failure in our stride,
They have brought out our hidden talent,
They have taught us to be independent.
There are so many memories to take away home,
There are so many friends that I am not alone,
There are so many contacts in my “INBOX”
There are so many messages on “Sign-off”.
The extra tuitions, the mass bunking,
The “picnic” tour, the canteen chatting,
The VII SEM seminar transparency,
The VIII SEM project: FACTS and FANTASY.
The Exam form, the Express coffee,
The Result day, the Class party,
The writing on the desk, the writing on the wall,
The cheating in exams, fearing one and all.
All these “yaadein” are there forever,
All the GFs-BFs, may there love be forever,
NEVER,The “dost”s and “YASH” may change
May we all go to see a picture in the theatre!
So, Just as I was about to retire,
Just as I was to extinguish the fire,
Another thought flashed into my mind,
That this part of the tape will never “REWIND”.
Written by
Tamaghna Nath
8th SEM CT-B
Now we all are in the stage of telling “Good Bye” to our colleges. We all will remember each and every good or bad memory of our college days. So, here is to the college days!!!
“THE COLLEGE DAYS”
Just as I was about to retire,
Just as I was to extinguish the fire,
A thought flashed into my mind,
That I was to leave college days behind.
Those were the days of fun and frolic,
Those were the days of gifts and gossip,
Those were the days of bunking the classes,
Those were the days of “cheering” with tea glasses.
Days of bowing down before seniors in first year,
Days of fearing EDC and EMM the next year,
Days of running behind Profs for internals in third year,
Days of preparing for MBA and Campus the last year.
Now, these days will never come by,
Now, we’ll never do “Assignment ki Chapayee”,
Now, in the canteen, we’ll never have samosa and slice,
Now, in the gathering, we’ll never dance to the rhythm of beats.
No “hyaaa…t” screaming in the class,
No aero plane flying towards the dais,
No linking of girl’s name with that of a boy,
No fresher parties full of “masti” and joy.
But these days have taught us to take pride,
And also to take success and failure in our stride,
They have brought out our hidden talent,
They have taught us to be independent.
There are so many memories to take away home,
There are so many friends that I am not alone,
There are so many contacts in my “INBOX”
There are so many messages on “Sign-off”.
The extra tuitions, the mass bunking,
The “picnic” tour, the canteen chatting,
The VII SEM seminar transparency,
The VIII SEM project: FACTS and FANTASY.
The Exam form, the Express coffee,
The Result day, the Class party,
The writing on the desk, the writing on the wall,
The cheating in exams, fearing one and all.
All these “yaadein” are there forever,
All the GFs-BFs, may there love be forever,
NEVER,The “dost”s and “YASH” may change
May we all go to see a picture in the theatre!
So, Just as I was about to retire,
Just as I was to extinguish the fire,
Another thought flashed into my mind,
That this part of the tape will never “REWIND”.
Written by
Tamaghna Nath
8th SEM CT-B
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