These are famous sayings in college please read it and i assure you that you'll remember all those college memories please comment it whatever is buzzing in your mind please write it in comments.....
1. On being Late:
“Kab shuru hui class?”
“Attendance ho gayi kya??”
“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”
“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kya
padaya tha isne”
“Ek page de na………. abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhunga…….”
” koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”
“wo bhi iss class ke liye ”
2. During the lecture:
“Yesss!!!! Sirrr…….The answer is
……..huuuummmmm……..aaaaaaaa………….”
“No sir…..I know the answer …….sir….”
“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”
“Abe lecture ko maar goli….. Kareena kya lag rahi hai aaj……..”
“Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh”
“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya…….gadha…….”
“Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..”
“Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!”
3. Lab:
“Expt. 2 likha??”
“last time tu aaya the kya?”"
“Karna kya hai??”
“Yeh bhai…..merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata……..”
“Areee tu to bura maan gaya …….chal dikha na…..bhau kyo kata
hai….”
4. Sessionals Test:
“sessionals test???? ……Aree yaar…… ”
“Kya…….. abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga….”
“Oye Sushil kaha hai……uska roll number mere pehle hai…….wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail….”
After test……
“yaar pada tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen
chalega…” SAHI !!
5. For attendance
“I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya ”
“Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega……..”
“Bola tha proxy regularly maar…….. Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua…..”
6. Late submission of assignments:
” Maine us ko bola tha ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena”
“Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya……..”
“They should allow XEROX………sala system hi kharab hai ”
7 . After exam:
“Yeh bhi syllabus mein tha kya? Shitt…”
“kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya”
“1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0…….3rd mein 2…….
Gaya ……….fail pakka…….”
“Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena……..wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
kar……”
8 . VIVA (b4 exam):
“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga”
“Aeee…….Rohan…..terese kya kya poocha….mood kaisa hai..”
“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya…….”
“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai”
9 . Submission:
“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”
“kaat kaat ke likh le…kaun padhta hai”
“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”
“Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki…….”
“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”
10 .Copying Assignments:
“Ye tune kya likha hai????”
(The best one)
“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal”
“Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??”
” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar.”
“Koi hint……..”
“Are baba ghaseet de……..na tu samjega na wo……..”
11. Exam:
“Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai
woh NAHI aata hai” ..VERY VERY TRUE !!
“ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar….to ab kya poochenge”
“ye last time hi poochha thaa……is baar nahi aana chahiye”
“tere paas is ke notes hai??”
“Neend aa rahi mujhe to…thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka”
“woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)”
“nahi samjha to rat le” - PERFECT ONE
“Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai……..”
“Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya……….”
I AGREE !! !!
Sunday, May 10, 2009
mohhabatein in coding
Ek Trainee tha anjana sa..........
coding karne se woh darta tha........
Copy paste karke, idhar udhar se..............
pooch ke coding kiya karta tha..............
Chori chori........ chupke chupke..........
discussions mein soya karta tha...
Jab delivery honi hoti thi
raat raat bhar jagta tha...
Kuch aata nahi tha usko............
jaane kaise deliver karta tha..............
Jab bhi milta tha kisi doosre developer se,
unse poocha karta tha...
Coding kaisee hotee hai,..................
yeh coding kaisi hoti hai ..............?
Aur voh developers
bas yahee kah paate the.....
"Ankhe khuli ho ya ho band
deedar code ka hota hai...
kaise kahoo mai o yaraa yeh code
kaise hota hai.....
tururururururururu ru ru ru ru ru...."
"Kya hai yeh jadoo hai koyi code jo chal jata hai,
fix karke bugs hazaro deliver ho jata hai..."
"Door kahi onsite per hote hai yeh sare faisle,
kaun jane koyi bug kab kaise kaha mile,
jiske naseeb mein ho likha
acceptance useeka hota hai...
kaise kahoon mai o yara yeh code
kaise chalta hai...
tururururururururu ru.......................
coding karne se woh darta tha........
Copy paste karke, idhar udhar se..............
pooch ke coding kiya karta tha..............
Chori chori........ chupke chupke..........
discussions mein soya karta tha...
Jab delivery honi hoti thi
raat raat bhar jagta tha...
Kuch aata nahi tha usko............
jaane kaise deliver karta tha..............
Jab bhi milta tha kisi doosre developer se,
unse poocha karta tha...
Coding kaisee hotee hai,..................
yeh coding kaisi hoti hai ..............?
Aur voh developers
bas yahee kah paate the.....
"Ankhe khuli ho ya ho band
deedar code ka hota hai...
kaise kahoo mai o yaraa yeh code
kaise hota hai.....
tururururururururu ru ru ru ru ru...."
"Kya hai yeh jadoo hai koyi code jo chal jata hai,
fix karke bugs hazaro deliver ho jata hai..."
"Door kahi onsite per hote hai yeh sare faisle,
kaun jane koyi bug kab kaise kaha mile,
jiske naseeb mein ho likha
acceptance useeka hota hai...
kaise kahoon mai o yara yeh code
kaise chalta hai...
tururururururururu ru.......................
A Question...
whoever reads this poem plese answer it.....
When you feel totally lost,
and you lose self-confidence,
and you lose hope,
and you are tired of this life,
and everything seems to go against you,
and your best friend happens to be the one who is the cause of all your worries,
and you are helpless,
and it looks like death is the only solution to all your worries,
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What do you do?????????????????
When you feel totally lost,
and you lose self-confidence,
and you lose hope,
and you are tired of this life,
and everything seems to go against you,
and your best friend happens to be the one who is the cause of all your worries,
and you are helpless,
and it looks like death is the only solution to all your worries,
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What do you do?????????????????
The girl who can't propose
This poem i recieved this morning from one of my friend...
the sender says that this poem is written by one of the girl who's with me in college
she wrote this poem in her college days...
i dont know about that girl where she is now but I want to say
"Thanks dear"
chupke chupke khushi ka izhaar kar rahin huin mein .....
teri har ada se pyaar kar rahin huin mein,
yeh jankar bhi ki tum meri kismat mein nahin,
na jaane kyu tera intezaar kar rahin hu main!!!!!!!
the sender says that this poem is written by one of the girl who's with me in college
she wrote this poem in her college days...
i dont know about that girl where she is now but I want to say
"Thanks dear"
chupke chupke khushi ka izhaar kar rahin huin mein .....
teri har ada se pyaar kar rahin huin mein,
yeh jankar bhi ki tum meri kismat mein nahin,
na jaane kyu tera intezaar kar rahin hu main!!!!!!!
FRIENDS
A friend is someone we turn to
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace
And makes the whole world we live in
a better and happier place.
when our spirits need a lift,
A friend is someone we treasure
for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives
with beauty, joy, and grace
And makes the whole world we live in
a better and happier place.
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